just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Found your dick twin last night
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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