dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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