Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We have so much sex to catch up on
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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