So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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