Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize