the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Help. Why am I so naked?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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