ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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