Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
FUCK WHALES
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