She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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