So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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