Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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