ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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