My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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