Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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