I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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