wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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