I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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