what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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