My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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