Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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