just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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