operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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