I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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