after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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