P.S. I can't hear my feet
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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