trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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