I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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