If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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