It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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