he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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