I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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