I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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