Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
