I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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