So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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