They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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