it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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