Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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