Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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