How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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