The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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