well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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