Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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