That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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