We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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