I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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