K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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