Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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