i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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