Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You can't motorboat a personality
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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