My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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