Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Panties = found
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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