And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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