I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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